No Signal

eternallovers65:
Fred Prinze Jr’s Fred walked so Ryan Gosling’s Ken could run
That’s just the same man again.

robin-the-robo:
“avoidantknife:
“I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher
” ”

avoidantknife:
I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher

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sharkchunks:

funnytwittertweets:
It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.

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approved-by-dentists:

bitches say they’re fine and then scream the “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

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gay-jewish-bucky:

garaktime:
why the fuck do they name the racehorses like that, just name them normal

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sulphurdotpng:

your-url-is-problematic:
your-url-is-problematic:
lurker-no-more:
🤠🤠🤠🤠
(Link)
JEWPITER

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tovezza:

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year

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funnytwittertweets:

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awoodenpen:

quietlyglittering:
tastefullyoffensive:
It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)
all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

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kaijuno:

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socrappyicoulddie:

gentlekingsmen:
hulksmashley:
Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.
Originally posted by lewiebaloo
This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

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spongebobssquarepants:

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oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

I took some artistic liberties but I think you get it

anxietyproblem: